Alright I’m in a super temporary morning person mode. Therefore, Good Morning to whomever may need it 😊
Lmao why I remember the funny shit that happens to me right before bed?
Instructor: There’s been a couple of earthquakes in FL. The most recent being near St. Pete which was a 3.9
Me: *to myself* Hmm that’s true I’ve felt a couple of earthquakes.
Dude 1 from yesterday: Hell yeah you have. In your bedroom. When the ladies come over.
Lmaoooo this nigga says the most random shit it’s funny. Also he was talking about stripclubs and goes blah blah blah boobs blah blah blah 25¢ drinks blah blah blah oh and they have some really tasty sushi too. LMFAOOOOO. I can’t with that nigga.
Lol ok ok last thing. I remembered this and thought it was funny:
Dude 1: *asks instructor* But isn’t public urination a sex crime?
Instructor: Is that a trick question?
Dude 2: No it’s Public Indecency.
Me: Yup that’s right, you get charged for public urination & sometimes public indecency, all depends.
Dude 2: *to dude 1* You could possibly get charged with sexual assault, it depends on whether or not you piss them off!
Me: …was that a pun? Lmao
Ohhhhhh! I saw this quote today. Made me appreciate life more:
What is the difference between school and life?
In school you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test and then taught a lesson.
Just when I thought I was through with school and learning…
Life teaches me you’re always learning. Everyday.
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
I absolutely needed to read that.